Children+Are+Quick

Children Are Quick **TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .** **MARIA:** **Here it is.**

 **TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?** **CLASS: Maria.**

 **TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?**  **JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.** __ **TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'** __ __ **GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'** __ __ **TEACHER: No, that's wrong** __ __ **GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.** __

__ **TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?** __ __ **DONALD: H I J K L M N O.** __ __ **TEACHER: What are you talking about?** __ __ **DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.** __

 **TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.** <span style="color: #2f2f2f; display: block; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14pt; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"> **WINNIE: Me!** __<span style="color: #ff8100; display: block; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14pt; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"> **TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?** __ __ <span style="color: #400000; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14pt; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">**GLEN:** **Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.** __

<span style="color: green; display: block; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14pt; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"> **TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '** <span style="color: #2f2f2f; display: block; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14pt; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"> **MILLIE: I is..** <span style="color: green; display: block; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14pt; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"> **TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'** <span style="color: #2f2f2f; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14pt; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">**MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'** <span style="color: red; display: block; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14pt; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"> **TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.** <span style="color: red; display: block; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14pt; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"> **Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?** <span style="color: #2f2f2f; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14pt; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">**LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....** __<span style="color: #0000a1; display: block; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14pt; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"> **TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?** __ __<span style="color: #2f2f2f; display: block; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14pt; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"> **SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.** __

<span style="color: #8100ff; display: block; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14pt; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"> **TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?** <span style="color: #2f2f2f; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14pt; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">**CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.** __<span style="color: #2f2f2f; display: block; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14pt; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"> **TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?** __ __<span style="color: #2f2f2f; display: block; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 14pt; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"> **HAROLD: A teacher** __

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